Lantern Lovers Pillows

The Jackal Lantern

"I'm looking for a moderate Republican."

'He likes to power nap.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Candle Portraits.

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Trick or Tweet

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Scary stuff

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Punkins

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Zombie pet tricks.

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

Beware of the Cat.

Date Night

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

A witch tries on new styles of hats.