Lantern Collector Pillows

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Punt Cake

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"I love these old decorations!"

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

"Define fair."

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

7 More Dwarfs

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Santa's wash day.

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"Hoarder."

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

Year of the Rat

"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."

Hip hop Santa.

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

Candlelight

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Scarecrow

Spot Light

A drum covered in candles

Bag for Life Collection Point.

"You're getting too much fiber."

Mon is reading by the light of the eye of providence.

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."