Lantern Collector Gifts

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Punt Cake

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

"I love these old decorations!"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

"Define fair."

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Relaxing in front of a fire.

Santa's wash day.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

7 More Dwarfs

"Hoarder."

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

Year of the Rat

Hip hop Santa.

"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

Candlelight

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Scarecrow

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

"You're getting too much fiber."

December: Neglect of the garden now will mean hard work next season - so keep at it.

Mon is reading by the light of the eye of providence.

A drum covered in candles