Candle Collectors Gifts

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"There's no cake underneath all those candles, is there?"

Punt Cake

Candle Portraits.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"Hoarder."

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

Candle Moment

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

Candlelight

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

"Your candle has gone out."