Lantern Seeker Pillows

Morley the Stubborn Liberal

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Dead Funny

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"It's just a tree."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Off to see the world

Courage. Love.

Open House of Horrors

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Phoenix

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Welcome Ghost.

Medusa and Perseus.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

Witch dice.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Rainbow/Horizon

Before and After Thomas Edison

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

Saint Patrick

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

The Tennis Racket in the Stone