Lantern Seeker Prints

Morley the Stubborn Liberal

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Dead Funny

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"It's just a tree."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Off to see the world

Courage. Love.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Phoenix

Open House of Horrors

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Welcome Ghost.

Medusa and Perseus.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

Rainbow/Horizon

Witch dice.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Before and After Thomas Edison

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

Saint Patrick

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

I'm just saying, maybe you should try getting out of the city, Mr. Van Gogh. The Smoggy Night.