Tan Seeker Prints

This sun block lotion is so strong, it protects you from sun, lightning strikes, nuclear radiation, and will block cell phone transmissions at 50 feet!

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Pharaoh Cocoon

"It's just a tree."

Caterpillar Portrait

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Lighthouse Beam.

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

'Trucker's tan?'

"Do you want to save changes?"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Witch dice.

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'I love us when we're tan.'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

'You're new here, aren't you?'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

Fortune teller sees impending doom

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'