Tan Seeker T-Shirts

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'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Pharaoh Cocoon

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"It's just a tree."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Caterpillar Portrait

Lighthouse Beam.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

'Trucker's tan?'

"Do you want to save changes?"

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'I love us when we're tan.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

Witch dice.

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'You're new here, aren't you?'

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

"You've got termites."