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"Who left their egg behind?"

On holiday.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Pina Coladas

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Iliadette.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Shake! Good Dog."

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"Privates Beach"

Relaxing in the Sun

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

'I blame global warming!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Taking it easy

Sunbathing in Autumn

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

French wine

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'