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The Snake Charmer

Beach con-man.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Shoe addict.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Myths and legends...

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Do you have an appointment?"

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"Well Earned Vacation"

Segregated Beach

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Dolphin

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'No surf?'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

Free Little Library

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"I spy something blue."

"Question authority"

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"We're luckier than most people..."

Another Victim of Beach Brain

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

'Sorry I'm late'