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The Snake Charmer

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Beach con-man.

Shoe addict.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Myths and legends...

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Well Earned Vacation"

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Segregated Beach

"Do you have an appointment?"

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Dolphin

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

'No surf?'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Free Little Library

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

"Question authority"

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"I spy something blue."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

Another Victim of Beach Brain

'Do these pants come with bigger belt loops?'

"We're luckier than most people..."

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"