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'He's got the sang froid of a man with twice his money.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Scuba cow"

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

''What's in the bag, lady?''

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I could get used to working remotely."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

Victorian Royal Navy

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

Senior citizen surfing.

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.