Swagger Enthusiast Mugs

'He's got the sang froid of a man with twice his money.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Scuba cow"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Fish snorkling above water.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"I could get used to working remotely."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

clown fish

"Thanks Dad, but I need you to wire transfer that to the allowance account in the Caymans."

Victorian Royal Navy

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

Senior citizen surfing.

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'