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'It's worse than dudes, Kemosabe - it's surfer dudes'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Beach Barbecue

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Surfing koala.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"I could get used to working remotely."

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

I told you not to swim out to far

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

Working Holiday.

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"