Surfer Enthusiast Gifts

'It's worse than dudes, Kemosabe - it's surfer dudes'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Surfing koala.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I could get used to working remotely."

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

I told you not to swim out to far

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Working Holiday.

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

Senior citizen surfing.