Surf Enthusiast At Heart Gifts

"What's a good board for someone who gets out in the water once a year but talks about surfing incessantly?"

Turtle Hat

Surfing koala.

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I could get used to working remotely."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Senior citizen surfing.

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

'Busy weekend ahead?'

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

"Surf's up."

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

'Your wave.'

"But the travel agent said the beach was safe. Did you go into the water?"

Baby on Surfboard with sign 'Baby on Board'.

Octopuses surf too.

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

Surfin' Ahab.

'I hate rainy days!'

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

"My turn."

Burkini Scandal

'How come the teachers comment 'he should be taken surfing more often', is written in crayon?'

"Gawd Martha, what do they look like?"

"We do a service to humanity by culling out the weak, the sick and the surfers."

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

"...my leash is a bit tight..."

Surfer's commute