Surf And Sip Enthusiast Gifts

Wine surfer

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Surfing koala.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"I could get used to working remotely."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The King of what?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Rabbit Punch

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Sharing Drinks.

Senior citizen surfing.

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

Bar chart

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."