Dad, you know how your new longboard wouldn't fit in the car...
Surf Connoisseur Gifts
Searching for a gift for a surf connoisseur? Explore our collection of creatively designed mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate the thrill of surfing and the love of the ocean. Ideal for those who appreciate the finer details of surf culture, these products blend humor, artistry, and passion. Whether they’re catching waves or dreaming of the surf, our unique items make thoughtful gifts for every surf enthusiast.
"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"
'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'
Selling lemon latt�
"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"
I rather like bucket and spade holidays.
"At this office no two days are different."
'These are job perks.'
'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'
Surfing koala.
Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.
"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."
"AHHHH, MORNING!"
Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.
Allegro con molto espresso
"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."
"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."
'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'
Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.
"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."
'Would you all please congatulate...'
"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."
'Who gets the decaf?'
"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."
'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'
Espresso Martini Peacock
Law School teacher.
Mea Maxima Cuppa
'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'
"I could get used to working remotely."
'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'
'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'
Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.
"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."
Tired Barbie
Surf Connoisseur Gifts Collection
Surf Connoisseur Mugs
Explore our collection of surf-themed mugs that any connoisseur of the waves will love to use and display.
Surf Connoisseur Pillows
Discover cozy pillows featuring surf culture designs, perfect for adding personality to couches, beds, or favorite chill-out spots.
Surf Connoisseur Prints
Decorate your walls with stunning surf prints that capture the beauty and energy of the ocean, perfect for any surf enthusiast's home.
Surf Connoisseur T-Shirts
Check out our range of surf-inspired t-shirts—ideal for casual wear and making a statement about your love for the ocean.