Surf Connoisseur Pillows

Dad, you know how your new longboard wouldn't fit in the car...

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Selling lemon latt�

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"At this office no two days are different."

'These are job perks.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Surfing koala.

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Allegro con molto espresso

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

'Who gets the decaf?'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Espresso Martini Peacock

Law School teacher.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"I could get used to working remotely."

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Tired Barbie