Surfing Aficionado Gifts

"Gawd Martha, what do they look like?"

'Surfs Up.'

How to attract Hawaiian girls. . . Caution: Do NOT use Spam to wax your surfboard. SPAM will attract sharks!

Surfing koala.

Turtle Hat

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I could get used to working remotely."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Making fun of Starfish.

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Senior citizen surfing.

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

'Busy weekend ahead?'

"Surf's up."

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

'Your wave.'

Octopuses surf too.

'How come the teachers comment 'he should be taken surfing more often', is written in crayon?'

Surfin' Ahab.

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

"But the travel agent said the beach was safe. Did you go into the water?"

'I hate rainy days!'

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

"My turn."

Baby on Surfboard with sign 'Baby on Board'.

Burkini Scandal