Surfing Lover Gifts

"We do a service to humanity by culling out the weak, the sick and the surfers."

'No surf?'

"Pardon me."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Surfing koala.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Turtle Hat

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I could get used to working remotely."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Pirate

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Did you say psst?.'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

The Imperfect Storm

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Sandy Floss

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

A grave with an anchor and periscope

Eel-mail

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.