Surfing Lover Pillows

"We do a service to humanity by culling out the weak, the sick and the surfers."

'No surf?'

"Pardon me."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Turtle Hat

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Surfing koala.

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I could get used to working remotely."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Pirate

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Did you say psst?.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

Sandy Floss

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

The Imperfect Storm

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

A grave with an anchor and periscope

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"