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Wine surfer

Surfing koala.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I could get used to working remotely."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The King of what?'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

Rabbit Punch

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

Sharing Drinks.

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Senior citizen surfing.

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

Bar chart

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."