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'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Football Chameleon

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

If nobody had invented graphics

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Monica Seles

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"How should we divide the teams?"

Ratminton

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

A married couple share the same pole vault.

A day at the transgenic races

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Saving a Heart

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Raheem Sterling