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'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

Best Before 5th Pint.

"I think we may be related!"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Professional woman in pub

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

His & hers towels.

"You lack spontaniety."

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Drunken singers in a public house

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "