Pub Sport Enthusiast Prints

'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Best Before 5th Pint.

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

"I think we may be related!"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Men's fragrances...

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

His & hers towels.

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

"You lack spontaniety."

Professional woman in pub

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"I'm surprised at you, Ted. You know we're not allowed to serve alcoholic beverages to dogs."

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

The Reaper's Arms