Bar Sport Enthusiast Prints

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Professional woman in pub

Last Chance For Reality

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

The Reaper's Arms

"Your shout!"

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

'How about a nice saloon?'