
'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'
Decorate their space with vibrant prints that capture the fun and energy of bar games. These artworks are ideal for fans who want to celebrate their passion stylishly.
'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'
'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'
'I've told you about talking when I'm taking my shot!'
"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."
'Intelligent Design? My arse!'
Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'
'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'
"Another flue shot, Larry.
"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."
“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”
"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."
'I like you, you've got balls.'
'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.
Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'
'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'
"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"
Quiz Night...
"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."
"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"
"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"
Last Chance For Reality
'How about a nice saloon?'
A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar
"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"
"Your shout!"
"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"
"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"
"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."
'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'
"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."
'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'
Ostrich Bar
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"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"
'I think she just whispered those three little words in his ear - Time,Gentlemen,Please!'
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