Pub Game Aficionado Prints

You said never play anything you can't spell!

Whack A Soul.

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

City Boy.

'I know it's gassy...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Professional woman in pub

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"Your shout!"

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

"I'm surprised at you, Ted. You know we're not allowed to serve alcoholic beverages to dogs."

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

The Reaper's Arms

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"Not quite what I meant when I said your presentation should include a bar chart."

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

"Excuse me - could you direct me to a grass verge..?"