Pub Game Aficionado Pillows

You said never play anything you can't spell!

Whack A Soul.

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Professional woman in pub

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

"I'm surprised at you, Ted. You know we're not allowed to serve alcoholic beverages to dogs."

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

The Reaper's Arms

"Your shout!"

'It's your round.'

"Not quite what I meant when I said your presentation should include a bar chart."