Pub Game Admirer Pillows

'When are you going to get these pockets fixed?'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"I think we may be related!"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Best Before 5th Pint.

City Boy.

'I know it's gassy...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Men's fragrances...

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"You lack spontaniety."

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

His & hers towels.

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Professional woman in pub

Drunken singers in a public house

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

The Reaper's Arms