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Alligator drinking gator aid.

I like the Jets...I guess

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Mixed Doubles.

The Salmon Run

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Egyptian Football

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'The King of what?'