Sports Drink Lover Pillows

Alligator drinking gator aid.

I like the Jets...I guess

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Mixed Doubles.

The Salmon Run

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Dialogue about the relationship.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Egyptian Football

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'The King of what?'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."