Sports Drinks Pillows

Alligator drinking gator aid.

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

"I told you to be careful with that five hour energy stuff!"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

On holiday.

Selling lemon latt�

'No ice.'

Cat Nip.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Steak Ted?'

Low-Energy Drinks

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

The Alpha Seltzer

Beers

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'Man...You age great!'

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

The last song before the party exploded.

Champagne Bubble

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'