Health Drinks Pillows

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Honey, did you incorporate our entire home into one of your zany health smoothies."

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

'What's your poison?'

"How passe, darling, everyone I know is re-toxing these days!"

"Is there carrot in this smoothie?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

On holiday.

Selling lemon latt�

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Cat Nip.

'Steak Ted?'

'No ice.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Low-Energy Drinks

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Tea of Love

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

The Alpha Seltzer

Beers

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"