Health Drink Dreamer Pillows

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

Moon Martini

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

Ginspiration!

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

Well there's something you don't see every day...

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

Workout Calendar

"How passe, darling, everyone I know is re-toxing these days!"

'This is weird - there's a thin person inside me, TEXTING to get out.'

'Back home, it's probably Happy Hour now!'

"Those image resolutions are crystal clear, but it's my New Year's resolutions that are getting pretty fuzzy."

Out of condition man in front of mirror which makes him look slim.

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

I resolve to drive past a gym at least twice a week

'He's training for the London Marathon,he watches it every year.'

"I'm inspired to try to run a marathon."

The professor had developed a product that would change the world forever.

Healthy Eating Fast

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'You get the diet book which you won't read, the exercise bar you won't use and the workout CD which you won't watch, for only $29.99.'

Jesus turns water into Vitamin Water.

"This year I'm going to lose weight!"