Health Drink Dreamer Gifts

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

Moon Martini

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

Ginspiration!

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

Well there's something you don't see every day...

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

Workout Calendar

"How passe, darling, everyone I know is re-toxing these days!"

'Back home, it's probably Happy Hour now!'

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

'This is weird - there's a thin person inside me, TEXTING to get out.'

"Those image resolutions are crystal clear, but it's my New Year's resolutions that are getting pretty fuzzy."

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

I resolve to drive past a gym at least twice a week

Out of condition man in front of mirror which makes him look slim.

'He's training for the London Marathon,he watches it every year.'

"I'm inspired to try to run a marathon."

Healthy Eating Fast

The professor had developed a product that would change the world forever.

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

Visitor to a Landmark Tavern

'You get the diet book which you won't read, the exercise bar you won't use and the workout CD which you won't watch, for only $29.99.'

"This year I'm going to lose weight!"

With exercise equipment, it goes on layaway after I buy it.