Wellness Daydreamer Gifts

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Unguided imagery

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

'Where the hell's my app for happiness?'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

Odd Spas

Card: Get Human Soon!

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

'It's good that you're taking vitamins... but you need to stop BUTTERING them.'

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”

'Soak too long in the tub, dear?'

Yoga. Welcome back! Thank you. Why did you stop coming? I couldn't decide if I liked yoga, or

Foot Massage

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

Well there's something you don't see every day...

Man exiting store: 'Since I've been taking the bee pollen, I've been stopping to smell the roses more often.'

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

"Yoga World is two blocks past Yoga Palace. If you see Yoga Mecca, you've gone too far."

'That will be $600, thank you...'

"Those image resolutions are crystal clear, but it's my New Year's resolutions that are getting pretty fuzzy."