Wellness Wanderer Gifts

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

'Type 2 diabetes raise concern over increased incidence of childhood obesity.'

'Where the hell's my app for happiness?'

New-Age junk diet.

Man exiting store: 'Since I've been taking the bee pollen, I've been stopping to smell the roses more often.'

"In health news, everything you thought was good for you is now bad for you."

"Geoffrey's joined a Lack of Personality cult."

Man struggles to open the door to a health club.

"Can you give us two prescriptions, because my rubber plant has the same spots."

After standing on the scales Claire decided to stamp on the diet book.

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

Card: Get Human Soon!

Aromatherapists without borders.

Unguided imagery

'Diets are easy, I've been on loads of them.'

Gone For Acupuncture

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”

"Penicillin? I'm sorry – I don't practice alternative medicine."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Yoga World is two blocks past Yoga Palace. If you see Yoga Mecca, you've gone too far."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Self help acupuncture

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Well, well, well...'

Be Healthy

"Your contents have shifted."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."