Wellness Journeyer Gifts

"I think I’ve mastered the “sitting in front of the TV” pose."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Unguided imagery

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

Dieting Motivation.

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

Women holding onto birds so that her weight seems lower

Ed finally had to admit that his body was less of a temple and more of a worn-out parish church with a bouncy castle out front.

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

Scales

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Card: Get Human Soon!

"My diet book is outselling yours."

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

'It's good that you're taking vitamins... but you need to stop BUTTERING them.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just got more heavier friends?'

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”