Well-being Wanderer Gifts

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

"Ahhh... close enough."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Not that net!'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Turn, turn and turn.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Low-Energy Drinks

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Unguided imagery

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Sport Utility Boot.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Desert Island Mishap

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"