Well-being Seeker Gifts

Laughter Therapy.

'You need to relax. Take this prescription to any cruise line agent.'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

The Death of the Blues

Dreams I have had...

Jumping Man

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

'They say money can't buy happiness. Find out what can.'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

'So ... what makes you uptick?'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

"I need a gap year."

'Your therapy helped me leave Frank. Franks wants to thank you personally.'

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'