Well-being Seeker Gifts

Laughter Therapy.

'You need to relax. Take this prescription to any cruise line agent.'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

The Death of the Blues

Dreams I have had...

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

Jumping Man

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'They say money can't buy happiness. Find out what can.'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'So ... what makes you uptick?'

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

"I need a gap year."

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

'Your therapy helped me leave Frank. Franks wants to thank you personally.'

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

Three cases of therapy-resistant low self-esteem

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

Unhappy, Happy, and Well Being Consultant Theatre Masks.