Wellness Seeker Gifts

Doctor to man: 'Laughter is the best medicine, but it's not covered in your health plan.'

'I take lots of antioxidants. That's why I'm still on the first of my nine lives.'

Complimentary medicine clinic: 'I just love what you've done with your hair!'

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

A man's health care options.

'Everything looks good, Now, we'll just bring in the company psychic to see if you have any pre-existing conditions from a previous life.'

"If you give up what makes life worth living, you'll live longer."

'I want to try something more aggressive.'

"Sneezy? Dopey? Sleepy? Grumpy? I take it no one here's ever heard of homeopathy?"

"Laughter IS the best medicine, but not if you throw out your back doing it."

'...It's exercise!'

"At our last session you said you were at the point of no return. How so?"

"They say yoga is good for insomnia."

'And also, no cigarettes, no cigars, no alcohol,no sweets,no dairy products, no bacon, no ham...'

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

"How flexible are you?"

"It's always nice to fit some self-care into my busy schedule."

"With so many dating services online, I had to diversify."

"You're carrying a lot of tension in your neck."

Three cases of therapy-resistant low self-esteem

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

Hibernate all winter, lose weight, wake up refreshed...life is good.

Fat Britain

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

That's just the point - you're paying me to tell you how to live your life!

Fertility Clinic next to Headache Clinic

'I have money and I'm not happy.'

"I lost 15 lbs fasting!"

Downward Dog

Booster vaccine

"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ."

Bob's system was totally out of whack – but he knew where he could get more.

Dolphins

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"