Health And Wellness Wanderer Gifts

'Maybe I am thick, but I can't understand a woman who gives up her diet for Lent.'

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Unguided imagery

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

Guy in gym

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

Women holding onto birds so that her weight seems lower

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

Scales

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

'Where the hell's my app for happiness?'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

"Frankly Mr. Watkins - all your current health issues are down to you rubbish diet..."

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

Card: Get Human Soon!

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

"Holy moly!"

"Good for you for getting your mammogram."

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

'It's good that you're taking vitamins... but you need to stop BUTTERING them.'

'You mean that carrying around this heavy weight belly 24 hours a day isn't enoght exercise, doc?!'

"It's all down to turmeric!"