Health And Wellness Wanderer Pillows

'Maybe I am thick, but I can't understand a woman who gives up her diet for Lent.'

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Unguided imagery

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

Guy in gym

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

Women holding onto birds so that her weight seems lower

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Scales

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

"Holy moly!"

Card: Get Human Soon!

"Frankly Mr. Watkins - all your current health issues are down to you rubbish diet..."

"Good for you for getting your mammogram."

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

'It's good that you're taking vitamins... but you need to stop BUTTERING them.'

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

'You mean that carrying around this heavy weight belly 24 hours a day isn't enoght exercise, doc?!'

"It's all down to turmeric!"

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”