Health Conscious Wanderer Pillows

Covid-19

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Unguided imagery

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

Dieting Motivation.

Women holding onto birds so that her weight seems lower

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Scales

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

'Where the hell's my app for happiness?'

Lactose intolerance.

Card: Get Human Soon!

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

'Is it organic?'

Spring.

'In that case I'll do nothing!'

Yoga. Welcome back! Thank you. Why did you stop coming? I couldn't decide if I liked yoga, or

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

"Is it working?"

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”

'My prescription: digital textbooks.'

A large lady is exploring the jungle as two cougars watch on - 'Remember what the doctor said Ralph... regular exercise and no fatty foods!'

Man exiting store: 'Since I've been taking the bee pollen, I've been stopping to smell the roses more often.'

"You're not allowed to enter the city. Your exhaust emissions are much too high!"

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

"Arrr! This X marks the buried treature and this X marks a safe social distance!"

Would it hurt to blow my top once a week?

"Yoga World is two blocks past Yoga Palace. If you see Yoga Mecca, you've gone too far."

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

Aisle 3; 300 - 500 calories per serving.