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Covid-19

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Unguided imagery

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

Dieting Motivation.

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

Scales

Women holding onto birds so that her weight seems lower

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Card: Get Human Soon!

Lactose intolerance.

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

'Is it organic?'

Spring.

"Is it working?"

'In that case I'll do nothing!'

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

'My prescription: digital textbooks.'

A large lady is exploring the jungle as two cougars watch on - 'Remember what the doctor said Ralph... regular exercise and no fatty foods!'

Man exiting store: 'Since I've been taking the bee pollen, I've been stopping to smell the roses more often.'

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

"Yoga World is two blocks past Yoga Palace. If you see Yoga Mecca, you've gone too far."

Would it hurt to blow my top once a week?

"Arrr! This X marks the buried treature and this X marks a safe social distance!"

"You're not allowed to enter the city. Your exhaust emissions are much too high!"

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

'Of course I'm on a strict diet, doc! I eat vegetarian animals only!'

Aisle 3; 300 - 500 calories per serving.