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"I'm on a detox cleanse, so I'll wait for a vegetarian."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Unguided imagery

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

Guy in gym

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

Card: Get Human Soon!

"Holy moly!"

Three cases of therapy-resistant low self-esteem

Cures for the void.

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

"Wellness clinics, stress-management checkups, hypertension screenings, lab tests, crisis after crisis. Fibre foods, fish-oil capsules, unsaturated spreads, plaque. Say what they may, McCormack, we did it our way."

"Frankly Mr. Watkins - all your current health issues are down to you rubbish diet..."

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.