Wellness Wonder T-Shirts

"Frankly Mr. Watkins - all your current health issues are down to you rubbish diet..."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Self help acupuncture

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'Well, well, well...'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Your contents have shifted."

Be Healthy

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"Try thinking about something else."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Critisize your weight.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Hot Pie Therapy

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

Self-esteem room

Yoga classes door.