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'But you can't go through life applying Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle to everything.'

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

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"The overthinker"

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Uptight End"

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Dreams I have had...

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

DNA Analysis.

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

Mental Health System Breakdown

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

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'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'Where the hell's my app for happiness?'

'I don't believe in myself any more.'

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'