Mental Wellness Wanderer Prints

'But you can't go through life applying Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle to everything.'

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

"The overthinker"

Unguided imagery

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"Uptight End"

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Dreams I have had...

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

DNA Analysis.

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

"Try letting the ball come to you."

Mental Health System Breakdown

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

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"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

'I don't believe in myself any more.'

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

Man constantly stressing

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

'Your therapy helped me leave Frank. Franks wants to thank you personally.'